Translating Sloth

  Wang Da Xia ate a big bowl of mushrooms, he swore he wouldn’t touch mushrooms again this month. He could finally eat chicken. Wang Da Xia picked up the serving chopsticks, like a bullied daughter-in-law he shyly reached over into the pot. Fortunately Ding Wu didn’t force him to drink soup with the metal ladle nor Wei Cai Wei forcing mushrooms on him. The chopsticks successfully reached its goal, but, Wang Da Xia discovered a problem, it was originally a pot of chicken and mushroom stew, the two drumsticks were split between Ding Wu and Wei Cai Wei, the small chicken was of course small, the drumsticks were the meatiest parts of it. Just now he had only drank chicken soup, when he ate the mushrooms, Ding Wu and Wei Cai Wei basically finished the remaining chicken, only a few meatless breast bones remained, they weren’t even enough to fill the gap in his teeth. Wang Da Xia picked up the chicken neck and ate it, luckily, the pig face gifted from manager Chen was pretty good, Wang Da...

  Wang Da Xia wanted to stay, Wei Cai Wei didn’t want the short time she has with Ding Wu to be disturbed and make Ding Wu who had travelled so far to feel wronged with Wang Da Xia running is mouth, so she found an excuse to chase him away, she said: “How is it just adding a pair of chopsticks if you’re to stay? You eat a lot, that small portion of chicken and mushroom stew with pancakes would only be enough for you, my small temple can’t hold such a respected and superior Buddha as you, you ought to return to your own home.” Wang Da Xia was still a malleable young man, he was susceptible to spare the rod, spoil the child method. Wei Cai Wei had just coaxed him and he agreed at once, his promise was like a fart, even a fart would leave a smell, he immediately changed his mind. Wei Cai Wei could forgive Wang Da Xia time and time again because of their previous husband and wife relationship but who was Ding Wu? Based on Wei Cai Wei’s personality, she would not make Ding Wu get used t...

  The embroidered uniform guard’s yamen. Dusk, Lu Bing personally called his daughter for dinner, “It’s time to eat, work piled up on the desk won’t fly away.” Recently Lu Bing had been paying attention to health and wellbeing, he would remind his daughter to have three meals a day, nor would he let her stay up late to avoid messing up her health in the future like he did. “I’ll go now.” Lu Ying placed the brush back into the rack. There was an oar in the corner, it was clear to Lu Bing that it belonged to Wang Da Xia, “That guy is always leaving things around, he forgot to bring his oar this morning, I’m sure he’ll forget it again tomorrow, I don’t know when he’ll actually mature.” After all he was her subordinate, Lu Ying was defensive of him, she often scolded Wang Da Xia so he could become a Sun Tzu, but hearing her father speak of him, she was protective, saying: “He saw Ding Wu and Ding Ru Kui’s reunion so he got homesick, after practising rowing he left his oar and went home...