"Wife, I want to eat meat” 《娘子,我要吃肉》Chapter 80
Inside, was
the heavy smell of blood assailing the nose that a person would vomit, her
thick and heavy breathing sound concealed her pounding heart.
“Wang,
young master Wang…” Luo Luo pushed here lantern inside, her body was still
braced outside the door, not daring to take a step in.
The gasping
sound inside the room increased, the light popping and breathing sound of a
person weighed down by blood rose, the sound itself made people tremble from
head to toe.
Luo Luo
shuddered, clearing her throat half crying: “Xiao Wang Wang, are you here?”
The lantern
was too dim, it could only light up the fang
cun[1]
around the door, it was deeply dark inside the room, the air pushing her so she
was unable to breathe easily.
Suddenly, a
pale hand stuck out, sticking to her face in a flash, before she could scream,
that hand covered up her mouth. She felt something flow from the hand to her
lips, a fishy smell.
“Did you
come to kill us?” Not knowing when, Wang Zi Feng had already forced his entire
body on hers, the impact was too big, almost staggering her to fall on the
ground.
Under the
night sky, a still infantile child overlooked her disdainfully, apart from the
two pure white canine tooth making people feel eerie, his face could not be
seen clearly. Wang Zi Feng’s other hand held her neck, slowing adding strength.
One by one behind him another two children appeared. The crown prince held the
flexible sword in one hand, weak all over without strength, and the heavy
breathing sound came from the young princess dragging the lion’s corpse, step
by step she dragged the lion body out, that blood converged into a river,
flowing along the doorstep.
The three
children looked like demons that had just climbed out from a blood pond,
languid, pretty and flirtatious, and stifling.
Luo Luo
only felt it harder and harder to breath, she clawed at Wang Zi Feng’s arm
unable to throw him off at all. On this child, even when he was killing someone
he still had a innocent and fearless expression. She felt she was going to die.
“Little
leopard, she rescued us out, release her.” The crown prince pulled out a key
and lock from the door, the two unconscious guards were kicked by him rolling a
few times.
Wang Zi
Feng coldly said: “Dad said, those who stop me are dead.”
The crown
prince one hand still holding the sword, one hand pushing on Wang Yun Feng’s
shoulder, simply pulling away that wild beast like child, glancing at the
incessantly coughing Luo Luo. With just that glance, Luo Luo felt as if she was
on a guillotine, a cold sweat appeared all over her body.
“She’s
still useful, keep her. We need her to force Zhuang Hei Zi to submit.” The
crown prince crouched down, reaching out with his hand at Luo Luo, smiling
sincerely: “Tell me, yes or no, Lady Luo.”
Luo Luo
felt disillusioned, it seems these three children simply did not need her
protection, and did not need her to overdo it by coming to their rescue. They
were demons, they don’t need the charity of other people.
“I, I…don’t
kill brother Hei Zi.” Luo Luo unexpectedly cried out.
The crown
prince lightly laughed: “What is Lady Luo saying, we are all children, how can
we kill the second manager ranked first in the Jianghu of hired bodyguards.
Lady Luo, you think too highly of us.”
Luo Luo got
up with difficulty, rigidly saying: “I’m not asking you, rather I’m beseeching
His Highness the crown prince.”
The crown
prince raised his eyebrow, he simply did not think the other person knew his
identity. They came to the hired bodyguards office too often, every time they
came and went they would have servants following in front and back, looking
wealthy and respectable.
“Brother
Hei Zi he, he is being used by someone…he’s being used by Master Jiu Fang Xi, Jiu
Fang Xi lied to him!”
The crown
prince simply did not hear Luo Luo’s stammering, his line of sight fell to
behind her, where a group of shadows hid. Amongst them a shadow ran out:
“Please return to the palace Your Highness the crown prince.”
The crown
prince rubbed his finger, the grinding noise was sudden and horrifying in the
dark night: “Where is our royal elder brothers?”
“Reporting
to the crown prince, the oldest prince and second prince were ambushed by
enemies, luckily they were rescued, they have already been taken to the palace
to be given medical treatment.”
The crown
prince sneered, throwing the flexible sword to Wang Zi Feng: “Since it is so,
we’ll go back. Tidy up these people here cleanly, not, a, single, person,
left!”
“Yes.”
Luo Luo
cried loudly, her yell startled the people in the hired bodyguards office, not
long after someone rushed over. The person heading them was very familiar, if
it wasn’t that
Zhuang Hei Zi who else would it be.
The crown
prince however already paid no attention, the rat had been lured out, they only
needed to be completely wiped out cleanly with sharp swords.
The three
children blankly watched a sudden bloody feast suddenly begin in the quiet
night, sounds of killing, sounds of pain, loud yells, and the tearing sound of
ice-cold weapons cutting apart human bodies.
They were
surrounded in the middle by a group of black clothed people, expressions cold
and arrogant, like war gods standing adjacent to the battlefield, heartlessly
and ruthlessly admiring the massacre, not sad, not happy.
Endless
darkness, and brilliant red, interweaving to become the most beautiful scene.
Wang Yun
Feng sat in the dilapidated restaurant, a place where it was still lively and
unusually boiling with cauldron of voices in the afternoon, now there was only
a blood covered floor. He the single living person sat amongst the corpses
calmly drinking tea, his movement very natural, his gaze slow. When Bai Yan and
Xiao Bai came at the same time to report the result of the fight, he was also
motionless.
From head
to toe an icy arrogance, anyway really lonely.
Wang Zi
Feng rushed in from the outside, head first he rushed into his arms, Wang Yun
Feng hugged him unsteadily, quite a while later did he then returned to his
senses stroking his head, then carefully looking over his son from head to toe
once: “Are you hurt?”
Wang Zi
Feng climbed on his knees: “No.” Afterwards he again spoke, “Where’s that blind
person?”
Wang Yun
Feng gaze floated to one side, there was a puddle splashed on all sides with
bloodstain, he said: “Ripped to shreds.” Picking up Wang Zi Feng’s hands to
touch, certain that the child had not received any serious wounds did he then
relax, even though there was a heavy scent of blood, but the child was alive.
Wang Zi
Feng was clearly very happy: “Next time you catch scoundrels, I also want to be
with you”
Wang Yun
Feng hit his head: “This isn’t child’s play, your mother will worry.”
Wang Zi
Feng wiggled around on him for a little while: “I’m thirsty.”
Wang Yun
Feng sighed unable to make head or tail of it, this son ah, truly does not need
to be worried. But he still sweet as syrup made someone change tea once again,
holding a cup he fed it to him, seeing this child in his arms naughty yet
dependent on him he couldn’t help smile, his low mood for the last few
months only just gradually fade.
He once
again sorted out his son’s clothes, pulling on his hand: “Let us return home.”
“Dad,
Zhuang Hei Zi escaped.”
“I know.”
“Dad, I
seem to see our family’s carriage, did mother come?”
“Fen Er, in
a moment mother will bring a whip to thrash you, you run, your mother can’t
catch up to you.”
“Then what
about you dad?”
“It’s fine,
dad will be your shield from beatings.”
“Good! Dad,
we killed a lion, I want the lion’s penis to supplement your health, mother
said, your body is weak, it’s best to take tonics after a beating.”
“…Fen Er, it’s
better for you to be beaten with dad right?”
August,
clear and refreshing autumn weather.
The windows
in the study was opened, the fragrance of the pot of gladiolus flower on the
table was overwhelmed by ink, it appeared more and more arrogant and independent.
Wang Yun
Feng pushed the writing brush into the brush basin, the side door was also
opened, Xia Ling Mei came in, naturally behind her was two young maids trembling
with fear carrying bowls of medicine.
He stared
blankly, subconsciously falling back a step, fortunately he immediately became
alert, he smiled at Xia Ling Mei: “Qi Er is asleep?”
“Yes,
fussing this entire evening, just fallen asleep with difficulty after drinking
milk.”
Wang Yun
Feng immediately said: “I’ll go and see him.”
Xia Ling
Mei shot out a hand holding his wrist, smiling gently: “Why are you in a hurry, drink
the bowl of soup then go.”
Wang Yun
Feng trembled: “I’m not thirsty,” he wanted to get rid of the other person’s
exploitation, quite a while later he still hadn’t managed to move a little, his
forced smile couldn’t last, he made up for it with, “I’m also not hungry. How
about, wife drink it for me, don’t waste it.”
Xia Ling
Mei with extraordinary strength, dragged him to the table, her other hand on
his shoulder forcing him to sit down: “It really shouldn’t be wasted. Here is a
bowl your son specially `made` for you a supplemental soup decocted from the
lion’s penis, this bowl is the boiled supplement from the most savage black
bear’s penis that I asked the housekeeper to `cut`, you pick one to drink.”
Wang Yun
Feng opened his mouth: “That other bowl…”
Xia Ling
Mei beamed: “It’s still simmering, leave for a midnight snack.”
This time,
it wasn’t just Wang Yun Feng trembling, even those two maids trembled.
Continuously for more than a month, if he keeps on supplementing like this,
would the master bleed to death from his seven apertures of the human head?
Wang Yun
Feng couldn’t straighten his legs, pulling at her hands: “Why has your anger
still not cooled?”
Xia Ling
Mei blinked: “The most cleverly scheming Master Wang in the world lead the most
loyal and courageous young master Wang in the world, and the most devious and
resourceful crown prince in the world, oh, and the most clever and quick-witted
young princess in the world together to scheme against outlaws, the good deed of
punishing the evil people who wanted to hurt the prince and children of the
emperor, how can I a married woman dare to ponder over it, and dare to be
angry!”
Wang Yun
Feng mocked: “Aren’t we fine, it was wrong of us to worry you, next time I
guarantee it won’t happen again.”
Xia Ling
Mei simply did not trust his pledge. Regarding her and promises, the father and
son of the Wang family with the crown prince and the young princess, the three
of them were scoundrels who wish for the whole world to be in chaos. What does
her worries amount to, what does her fear amount to, her heart, spleen, lungs
and kidneys were all ruptured by them in fear, that also amounted to nothing.
“Don’t
speak nonsense.” Xia Ling Mei lifted her head, putting both bowls in front of
him: “In order for you to carry on leading those children to torment everyone’s
nerves in Beiding city together, drink them.”
“Ah, didn’t
you say one bowl?”
“It’s
turned to two bowls, hurry and drink them for me then go greet visitors. Today
is Che Er’s one-month birthday banquet, if you dare to cause trouble again, I
will break your legs”
Having
finished speaking, the entire Wang residence couldn’t help shudder.
“Why do I
feel a little cold?” His Highness the crown prince hugged himself, lifting his
head to look at the sun over his head, it was just August, it shouldn’t be
cold.
Wang Zi
Feng had just picked up the baby from the cradle, bending his head he looked at
it for a while, smacking his lips he nipped the baby’s cheek. The crown prince
jumped in surprise, immediately prying his head away, roaring: “What are you
doing?”
Wang Zi
Feng blinked, completely innocently: “Kissing younger brother”
A blue vein
appeared on the crown prince’s forehead: “That is biting”
“It’s
kissing, mother kisses daddy like this.”
The crown
prince clenched his fist: “You’re biting.” Even though my perverted emperor
father also kisses my empress mother like this, but the crown prince can raise
his hand and swear to the heaven, Wang Zi Feng’s `kiss` was completely
different from the adult’s `kiss`, it was also different from the kisses he
stole from the palace maids.
Fine, even
the kissing place was different.
The young
princess used her head to separate the two people: “Stupid, you don’t know how
to kiss. Watch me.” She skilfully took away the male baby from Wang Zi Feng’s
hands, pouting her pink little mouth, ah she kissed the baby’s little mouth.
In a split
second, a short moment also passed, an incense stick almost finished burning,
almost a cup of tea’s time…
The crown
prince shouted: “Molester! Gu Shang Jin, you actually even not let a baby slip
by. You perverted monkey.”
Wang Zi
Feng was puzzled: “So kissing needs to be on the mouth. Come, younger brother,
I’ll try again. Older female cousin, give younger brother to me.”
The crown
prince clenched his teeth: “That wasn’t a kiss, that was molesting. She
molested your younger brother, ah, younger male cousin cannot take a wife!”
The young
princess pleased with herself lifted her head, absolutely sincerely patted the
child who was about to wake: “Fine, in the future even if I don’t marry and
someone wants to marry me.” She smiled at Wang Zi Feng, exposing her
sufficiently wicked big mouth: “Wang Zi Feng, call me sister-in-law.”
“No-----”
The entire
Wang residence echoed.
The old
housekeeper was distracted from halfway admonishing subordinates, carrying on
saying to the group of newly hired servants: “Remember, the mistress is the
greatest in this residence. You must understand see no evil, hear no evil,
speak no evil. For instance, when the mistress holds a whip to thrash the
master and young master, you must immediately run a bit further away, pretend
you saw nothing; moreover for example, when the master and young master shout
run away, you also have to pretend you heard nothing, do what you should be
doing; another example, the imperial censor Wang’s family is a very serious
official, he absolutely will not appear to be a henpecked male, a slave to his
children, if false rumours are heard outside, wait for it you may be summoned
to the government office, the kindest punishment is thirty strikes, strictest
punishment is involving your nine generations. Do you understand?”
“Understand!”
“Very
good.” The old housekeeper held both hands behind his back, shaking and swaying
he walked to the kitchen. Muttering, that black bear’s penis over a month ago
was almost finished, does he need to buy some more again? It’s not fresh
enough, oh dear…
[1] Chinese
unit of area: 1 cun × 1 cun, or 3⅓ cm × 3⅓ cm.
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T/N: Thank you for accompanying me on this journey! I will admit I struggled to get through this novel, it wasn't what I expected but it's nice to know there's a happy ending!
I'll be focused on "My Lord is a Stone" as a regular update from now on and maybe take up another novel on the side as an irregular thing.
I admit this translation has been a bit too literal, I wanted to keep it as original as possible, but if you've been reading "My Lord is a Stone" you will hopefully see I'm trying to make it as if it was written in English in the first place ^O^
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What about zhung hei
ReplyDeleteRight, what about Zhuang Hei? Why did he participate in the kidnapping? Was he trying to take revenge for his brother? And who was the blind guy? And the actual mastermind behind the outlaws attack?
ReplyDeleteGood job, though, a milestone achieved. :)
Thx for your hard work in translating the novel... i like ot more than the other one 'wife, i an the baby father".
ReplyDeleteDude, this is one of the most interesting novels I've read in a while. The child reminds me of Donald Trump, the bull in the tea shop. An original. Thanks for introducing us to this unique story. Keep up the good work and know that people appreciate your efforts 101%.
ReplyDeleteI must say that description on NU doesn't give this novel justice,it seems cheesy. Story itself is much more interesting, warm and amusing.
ReplyDeleteThank you very much for your hard work!(シ_ _)シ
I want to know how that b===h died after her pet/lover bear died
ReplyDeleteeu gostei mas o autor deixou muita coisa no ar...
ReplyDeleteluta c o urso
qual o final da lady huo (morreu, foi tortura ou presa?)
isso tirei so dos ultimos 2 caps.
Thank you do much for the hard work to translate!. I love this history, the characters more Wife and Husband.
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