"Wife, I want to eat meat” 《娘子，我要吃肉》Chapter 80

Inside, was the heavy smell of blood assailing the nose that a person would vomit, her thick and heavy breathing sound concealed her pounding heart.

“Wang, young master Wang…” Luo Luo pushed here lantern inside, her body was still braced outside the door, not daring to take a step in.

The gasping sound inside the room increased, the light popping and breathing sound of a person weighed down by blood rose, the sound itself made people tremble from head to toe.

Luo Luo shuddered, clearing her throat half crying: “Xiao Wang Wang, are you here?”

The lantern was too dim, it could only light up the fang cun[1] around the door, it was deeply dark inside the room, the air pushing her so she was unable to breathe easily.

Suddenly, a pale hand stuck out, sticking to her face in a flash, before she could scream, that hand covered up her mouth. She felt something flow from the hand to her lips, a fishy smell.

“Did you come to kill us?” Not knowing when, Wang Zi Feng had already forced his entire body on hers, the impact was too big, almost staggering her to fall on the ground.

Under the night sky, a still infantile child overlooked her disdainfully, apart from the two pure white canine tooth making people feel eerie, his face could not be seen clearly. Wang Zi Feng’s other hand held her neck, slowing adding strength. One by one behind him another two children appeared. The crown prince held the flexible sword in one hand, weak all over without strength, and the heavy breathing sound came from the young princess dragging the lion’s corpse, step by step she dragged the lion body out, that blood converged into a river, flowing along the doorstep.

The three children looked like demons that had just climbed out from a blood pond, languid, pretty and flirtatious, and stifling.

Luo Luo only felt it harder and harder to breath, she clawed at Wang Zi Feng’s arm unable to throw him off at all. On this child, even when he was killing someone he still had a innocent and fearless expression. She felt she was going to die.

“Little leopard, she rescued us out, release her.” The crown prince pulled out a key and lock from the door, the two unconscious guards were kicked by him rolling a few times.

Wang Zi Feng coldly said: “Dad said, those who stop me are dead.”

The crown prince one hand still holding the sword, one hand pushing on Wang Yun Feng’s shoulder, simply pulling away that wild beast like child, glancing at the incessantly coughing Luo Luo. With just that glance, Luo Luo felt as if she was on a guillotine, a cold sweat appeared all over her body.

“She’s still useful, keep her. We need her to force Zhuang Hei Zi to submit.” The crown prince crouched down, reaching out with his hand at Luo Luo, smiling sincerely: “Tell me, yes or no, Lady Luo.”

Luo Luo felt disillusioned, it seems these three children simply did not need her protection, and did not need her to overdo it by coming to their rescue. They were demons, they don’t need the charity of other people.

“I, I…don’t kill brother Hei Zi.” Luo Luo unexpectedly cried out.

The crown prince lightly laughed: “What is Lady Luo saying, we are all children, how can we kill the second manager ranked first in the Jianghu of hired bodyguards. Lady Luo, you think too highly of us.”

Luo Luo got up with difficulty, rigidly saying: “I’m not asking you, rather I’m beseeching His Highness the crown prince.”

The crown prince raised his eyebrow, he simply did not think the other person knew his identity. They came to the hired bodyguards office too often, every time they came and went they would have servants following in front and back, looking wealthy and respectable.

“Brother Hei Zi he, he is being used by someone…he’s being used by Master Jiu Fang Xi, Jiu Fang Xi lied to him!”

The crown prince simply did not hear Luo Luo’s stammering, his line of sight fell to behind her, where a group of shadows hid. Amongst them a shadow ran out: “Please return to the palace Your Highness the crown prince.”

The crown prince rubbed his finger, the grinding noise was sudden and horrifying in the dark night: “Where is our royal elder brothers?”

“Reporting to the crown prince, the oldest prince and second prince were ambushed by enemies, luckily they were rescued, they have already been taken to the palace to be given medical treatment.”

The crown prince sneered, throwing the flexible sword to Wang Zi Feng: “Since it is so, we’ll go back. Tidy up these people here cleanly, not, a, single, person, left!”

“Yes.”

Luo Luo cried loudly, her yell startled the people in the hired bodyguards office, not long after someone rushed over. The person heading them was very familiar, if it wasn’t that 

Zhuang Hei Zi who else would it be.

The crown prince however already paid no attention, the rat had been lured out, they only 

needed to be completely wiped out cleanly with sharp swords.

The three children blankly watched a sudden bloody feast suddenly begin in the quiet night, sounds of killing, sounds of pain, loud yells, and the tearing sound of ice-cold weapons cutting apart human bodies.

They were surrounded in the middle by a group of black clothed people, expressions cold and arrogant, like war gods standing adjacent to the battlefield, heartlessly and ruthlessly admiring the massacre, not sad, not happy.

Endless darkness, and brilliant red, interweaving to become the most beautiful scene.

Wang Yun Feng sat in the dilapidated restaurant, a place where it was still lively and unusually boiling with cauldron of voices in the afternoon, now there was only a blood covered floor. He the single living person sat amongst the corpses calmly drinking tea, his movement very natural, his gaze slow. When Bai Yan and Xiao Bai came at the same time to report the result of the fight, he was also motionless.

From head to toe an icy arrogance, anyway really lonely.

Wang Zi Feng rushed in from the outside, head first he rushed into his arms, Wang Yun Feng hugged him unsteadily, quite a while later did he then returned to his senses stroking his head, then carefully looking over his son from head to toe once: “Are you hurt?”

Wang Zi Feng climbed on his knees: “No.” Afterwards he again spoke, “Where’s that blind person?”

Wang Yun Feng gaze floated to one side, there was a puddle splashed on all sides with bloodstain, he said: “Ripped to shreds.” Picking up Wang Zi Feng’s hands to touch, certain that the child had not received any serious wounds did he then relax, even though there was a heavy scent of blood, but the child was alive.

Wang Zi Feng was clearly very happy: “Next time you catch scoundrels, I also want to be with you”

Wang Yun Feng hit his head: “This isn’t child’s play, your mother will worry.”

Wang Zi Feng wiggled around on him for a little while: “I’m thirsty.”

Wang Yun Feng sighed unable to make head or tail of it, this son ah, truly does not need to be worried. But he still sweet as syrup made someone change tea once again, holding a cup he fed it to him, seeing this child in his arms naughty yet dependent on him he couldn’t help smile, his low mood for the last few months only just gradually fade.

He once again sorted out his son’s clothes, pulling on his hand: “Let us return home.”

“Dad, Zhuang Hei Zi escaped.”

“I know.”

“Dad, I seem to see our family’s carriage, did mother come?”

“Fen Er, in a moment mother will bring a whip to thrash you, you run, your mother can’t catch up to you.”

“Then what about you dad?”

“It’s fine, dad will be your shield from beatings.”

“Good! Dad, we killed a lion, I want the lion’s penis to supplement your health, mother said, your body is weak, it’s best to take tonics after a beating.”

“…Fen Er, it’s better for you to be beaten with dad right?”

August, clear and refreshing autumn weather.

The windows in the study was opened, the fragrance of the pot of gladiolus flower on the table was overwhelmed by ink, it appeared more and more arrogant and independent.

Wang Yun Feng pushed the writing brush into the brush basin, the side door was also opened, Xia Ling Mei came in, naturally behind her was two young maids trembling with fear carrying bowls of medicine.

He stared blankly, subconsciously falling back a step, fortunately he immediately became alert, he smiled at Xia Ling Mei: “Qi Er is asleep?”

“Yes, fussing this entire evening, just fallen asleep with difficulty after drinking milk.”

Wang Yun Feng immediately said: “I’ll go and see him.”

Xia Ling Mei shot out a hand holding his wrist, smiling gently: “Why are you in a hurry, drink the bowl of soup then go.”

Wang Yun Feng trembled: “I’m not thirsty,” he wanted to get rid of the other person’s exploitation, quite a while later he still hadn’t managed to move a little, his forced smile couldn’t last, he made up for it with, “I’m also not hungry. How about, wife drink it for me, don’t waste it.”

Xia Ling Mei with extraordinary strength, dragged him to the table, her other hand on his shoulder forcing him to sit down: “It really shouldn’t be wasted. Here is a bowl your son specially `made` for you a supplemental soup decocted from the lion’s penis, this bowl is the boiled supplement from the most savage black bear’s penis that I asked the housekeeper to `cut`, you pick one to drink.”

Wang Yun Feng opened his mouth: “That other bowl…”

Xia Ling Mei beamed: “It’s still simmering, leave for a midnight snack.”

This time, it wasn’t just Wang Yun Feng trembling, even those two maids trembled. 

Continuously for more than a month, if he keeps on supplementing like this, would the master bleed to death from his seven apertures of the human head?

Wang Yun Feng couldn’t straighten his legs, pulling at her hands: “Why has your anger still not cooled?”

Xia Ling Mei blinked: “The most cleverly scheming Master Wang in the world lead the most loyal and courageous young master Wang in the world, and the most devious and resourceful crown prince in the world, oh, and the most clever and quick-witted young princess in the world together to scheme against outlaws, the good deed of punishing the evil people who wanted to hurt the prince and children of the emperor, how can I a married woman dare to ponder over it, and dare to be angry!”

Wang Yun Feng mocked: “Aren’t we fine, it was wrong of us to worry you, next time I guarantee it won’t happen again.”

Xia Ling Mei simply did not trust his pledge. Regarding her and promises, the father and son of the Wang family with the crown prince and the young princess, the three of them were scoundrels who wish for the whole world to be in chaos. What does her worries amount to, what does her fear amount to, her heart, spleen, lungs and kidneys were all ruptured by them in fear, that also amounted to nothing.

“Don’t speak nonsense.” Xia Ling Mei lifted her head, putting both bowls in front of him: “In order for you to carry on leading those children to torment everyone’s nerves in Beiding city together, drink them.”

“Ah, didn’t you say one bowl?”

“It’s turned to two bowls, hurry and drink them for me then go greet visitors. Today is Che Er’s one-month birthday banquet, if you dare to cause trouble again, I will break your legs”

Having finished speaking, the entire Wang residence couldn’t help shudder.

“Why do I feel a little cold?” His Highness the crown prince hugged himself, lifting his head to look at the sun over his head, it was just August, it shouldn’t be cold.

Wang Zi Feng had just picked up the baby from the cradle, bending his head he looked at it for a while, smacking his lips he nipped the baby’s cheek. The crown prince jumped in surprise, immediately prying his head away, roaring: “What are you doing?”

Wang Zi Feng blinked, completely innocently: “Kissing younger brother”

A blue vein appeared on the crown prince’s forehead: “That is biting”

“It’s kissing, mother kisses daddy like this.”

The crown prince clenched his fist: “You’re biting.” Even though my perverted emperor father also kisses my empress mother like this, but the crown prince can raise his hand and swear to the heaven, Wang Zi Feng’s `kiss` was completely different from the adult’s `kiss`, it was also different from the kisses he stole from the palace maids.

Fine, even the kissing place was different.

The young princess used her head to separate the two people: “Stupid, you don’t know how to kiss. Watch me.” She skilfully took away the male baby from Wang Zi Feng’s hands, pouting her pink little mouth, ah she kissed the baby’s little mouth.

In a split second, a short moment also passed, an incense stick almost finished burning, almost a cup of tea’s time…

The crown prince shouted: “Molester! Gu Shang Jin, you actually even not let a baby slip by. You perverted monkey.”

Wang Zi Feng was puzzled: “So kissing needs to be on the mouth. Come, younger brother, I’ll try again. Older female cousin, give younger brother to me.”

The crown prince clenched his teeth: “That wasn’t a kiss, that was molesting. She molested your younger brother, ah, younger male cousin cannot take a wife!”

The young princess pleased with herself lifted her head, absolutely sincerely patted the child who was about to wake: “Fine, in the future even if I don’t marry and someone wants to marry me.” She smiled at Wang Zi Feng, exposing her sufficiently wicked big mouth: “Wang Zi Feng, call me sister-in-law.”

“No-----”

The entire Wang residence echoed.

The old housekeeper was distracted from halfway admonishing subordinates, carrying on saying to the group of newly hired servants: “Remember, the mistress is the greatest in this residence. You must understand see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. For instance, when the mistress holds a whip to thrash the master and young master, you must immediately run a bit further away, pretend you saw nothing; moreover for example, when the master and young master shout run away, you also have to pretend you heard nothing, do what you should be doing; another example, the imperial censor Wang’s family is a very serious official, he absolutely will not appear to be a henpecked male, a slave to his children, if false rumours are heard outside, wait for it you may be summoned to the government office, the kindest punishment is thirty strikes, strictest punishment is involving your nine generations. Do you understand?”

“Understand!”

“Very good.” The old housekeeper held both hands behind his back, shaking and swaying he walked to the kitchen. Muttering, that black bear’s penis over a month ago was almost finished, does he need to buy some more again? It’s not fresh enough, oh dear…

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[1] Chinese unit of area: 1 cun × 1 cun, or 3⅓ cm × 3⅓ cm.

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T/N: Thank you for accompanying me on this journey! I will admit I struggled to get through this novel, it wasn't what I expected but it's nice to know there's a happy ending!

I'll be focused on "My Lord is a Stone" as a regular update from now on and maybe take up another novel on the side as an irregular thing.

I admit this translation has been a bit too literal, I wanted to keep it as original as possible, but if you've been reading "My Lord is a Stone" you will hopefully see I'm trying to make it as if it was written in English in the first place ^O^

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